Listeners to Radio 2’s Jonathan Ross show will have heard Maurice Fitzgibbon, sales director at Nexfor being teased.

Mr Fitzgibbon wrote to Mr Ross after hearing him discussing MDF with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

In the letter he admitted to having the car registration number A1 MDF, adding ‘If you see me, give me a toot.’ He shrugged off the resulting ribbing with: ‘It’s water off a duck’s back, as long as we’re promoting MDF.’